boodie: shark with human teeth (augh)
We have ants, probably around 1000 of the little buggers, not just in the kitchen as expected, but in the loungeroom, in the bathroom, in the laundry, in the hall and IN MY BEDROOM, I have a case of the permanent ant-itch, imagining the little fuckers crawling all over me.

It is beyond a joke when you go to the loo and you're wiping ants OFF your vajayjay with the TP.

We need a good downpour to drown the little fuckers and then we need a long VERY long VERY cold winter to freeze the little fuckers.


boodie: shark with human teeth (augh)
We have ants, probably around 1000 of the little buggers, not just in the kitchen as expected, but in the loungeroom, in the bathroom, in the laundry, in the hall and IN MY BEDROOM, I have a case of the permanent ant-itch, imagining the little fuckers crawling all over me.

It is beyond a joke when you go to the loo and you're wiping ants OFF your vajayjay with the TP.

We need a good downpour to drown the little fuckers and then we need a long VERY long VERY cold winter to freeze the little fuckers.


boodie: shark with human teeth (WTFistan)
It's the freakin middle of winter, the temp has dipped below zero several times and yet... and yet..

WE STILL HAVE ANTS!!

The little fuckers havent shrivelled up and died yet.

go away!


boodie: shark with human teeth (WTFistan)
It's the freakin middle of winter, the temp has dipped below zero several times and yet... and yet..

WE STILL HAVE ANTS!!

The little fuckers havent shrivelled up and died yet.

go away!


ewww

Dec. 20th, 2006 03:32 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
I have ants.. and I don't just mean a few here and there, I'm talking major infestation, the kitchen floor is almost like a moveable sea of black on occasions, as is the toilet floor, theres been bait laid and stuff sprayed and NOTHING works...

I fucking hate ants.


ewww

Dec. 20th, 2006 03:32 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
I have ants.. and I don't just mean a few here and there, I'm talking major infestation, the kitchen floor is almost like a moveable sea of black on occasions, as is the toilet floor, theres been bait laid and stuff sprayed and NOTHING works...

I fucking hate ants.


boodie: shark with human teeth (giggle)
This morning I witnessed a terrible terrible tragedy, whilst on the toilet I was watching the myriad of little black and brown house ants that we have infesting the house going about their business on the floor, then my eye was caught by a line of ants crawling up and over the brand new packet of toilet paper on the floor.When in perhaps a moment of madness, one ant wandered too close to the edge, was he feeling suicidal, or just curious, I don't think it was murder, there wasn't any other ant close to him.

As I watched the little ant wobbled on the edge and then, sadly and tragically and did a slow motion dive off the edge of the packet and landed on the floor, all crumpled up. Given our relative sizes, it would the equivalent of a human falling 7kms straight down, we'd be dead, however the little ant sort of uncrumpled himself, and then started to try and walk; alas and alack I have the feeling that the ant severely damaged himself, because the most he could manage was a sad slow sort of wobbling in a circle.

It was at this point I left the toilet, the ant was still struggling on the floor, I contemplated putting the poor thing out of its misery, but you know, let nature (ie the other ants) take its course, however when I went back in a couple of hours later, the ants were gone, but the little ant was still on the floor and still feebly struggling, so I leant down, very carefully picked the ant up on sheet of toilet paper, told the little ant I was sorry I'd left it in unecessary pain and suffering.

Then I squashed it and dumped it in the loo and flushed.

Did I tell you I hate ants?

boodie: shark with human teeth (giggle)
This morning I witnessed a terrible terrible tragedy, whilst on the toilet I was watching the myriad of little black and brown house ants that we have infesting the house going about their business on the floor, then my eye was caught by a line of ants crawling up and over the brand new packet of toilet paper on the floor.When in perhaps a moment of madness, one ant wandered too close to the edge, was he feeling suicidal, or just curious, I don't think it was murder, there wasn't any other ant close to him.

As I watched the little ant wobbled on the edge and then, sadly and tragically and did a slow motion dive off the edge of the packet and landed on the floor, all crumpled up. Given our relative sizes, it would the equivalent of a human falling 7kms straight down, we'd be dead, however the little ant sort of uncrumpled himself, and then started to try and walk; alas and alack I have the feeling that the ant severely damaged himself, because the most he could manage was a sad slow sort of wobbling in a circle.

It was at this point I left the toilet, the ant was still struggling on the floor, I contemplated putting the poor thing out of its misery, but you know, let nature (ie the other ants) take its course, however when I went back in a couple of hours later, the ants were gone, but the little ant was still on the floor and still feebly struggling, so I leant down, very carefully picked the ant up on sheet of toilet paper, told the little ant I was sorry I'd left it in unecessary pain and suffering.

Then I squashed it and dumped it in the loo and flushed.

Did I tell you I hate ants?

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