*giggle*

Jun. 12th, 2008 11:49 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (jack/doctor)
For the Dr Who fans amongst us, yes i'm looking at you [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn *grin*

*giggle*


*giggle*

Jun. 12th, 2008 11:49 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (jack/doctor)
For the Dr Who fans amongst us, yes i'm looking at you [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn *grin*

*giggle*


brill

Dec. 27th, 2006 02:14 am
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] stephenquoll pointed out This .. A rant about Pachebels' Canon its bloody hilarious!


brill

Dec. 27th, 2006 02:14 am
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] stephenquoll pointed out This .. A rant about Pachebels' Canon its bloody hilarious!


heheh

Nov. 3rd, 2006 10:31 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (doobie)
How to embarrass a teenage daughter.

Watching my friend Paul play SSX Tricky3, his character is wearing very little, a bikini top, short hotpants and a leather cap, daughter is in the kitchen on the phone to her GF,

Me: 'Gee, anyone actually wearing that outfit IRL snowboarding would be risking some serious freezing, reach down to scratch yourself, and 'tinkle tinkle' frozen pubes break off in your hand'

from the kitchen

Her: 'MOTHER!!! do you mind, you're so disgusting'

Me: 'Well it would along with the nipples that go SPUNG.. you could cut glass with those'

Her to her GF 'Now you know where I get it from'

she retreats back into her bedroom

Paul: 'i thought the frozen pubes comment was a masterstroke, you do realise you're going to hell, don't you'

Me: 'well at least I won't be lonely there'


heheh

Nov. 3rd, 2006 10:31 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (doobie)
How to embarrass a teenage daughter.

Watching my friend Paul play SSX Tricky3, his character is wearing very little, a bikini top, short hotpants and a leather cap, daughter is in the kitchen on the phone to her GF,

Me: 'Gee, anyone actually wearing that outfit IRL snowboarding would be risking some serious freezing, reach down to scratch yourself, and 'tinkle tinkle' frozen pubes break off in your hand'

from the kitchen

Her: 'MOTHER!!! do you mind, you're so disgusting'

Me: 'Well it would along with the nipples that go SPUNG.. you could cut glass with those'

Her to her GF 'Now you know where I get it from'

she retreats back into her bedroom

Paul: 'i thought the frozen pubes comment was a masterstroke, you do realise you're going to hell, don't you'

Me: 'well at least I won't be lonely there'


LOL LOL

Sep. 7th, 2006 06:05 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)



THIS is TOTALLY AWESOME.


LOL LOL

Sep. 7th, 2006 06:05 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)



THIS is TOTALLY AWESOME.


LOL LOL

Aug. 29th, 2006 03:56 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
This is just brilliant found via [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes and written by [livejournal.com profile] ironychan



Here's a planet
There's a planet
And another little planet
Fuzzy planet
Funny planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Planet
Planet
Comet
Planet
Asteroid
Potato
Planet
Planet
Galileo
Planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Tombaugh found a planet
It showed up late at night
Comparing pairs of photographs
It moved from left to right
They thought it was a big one
It turned out to be small
And now we have decided
It's no planet after all

Did you ever see a planet
Watch a planet
Do the planet
Planet's planet
What's a planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Half a planet
Double planet
Not a planet
Hawking
Planet
Extrasolar pulsar planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Is this how it's told now?
Does everyone agree?
What became of Ceres
And of UB-313?
The solar system's getting thin
Pluto's been forgot
Time for it to spin away
'Cause planet it is not



LOL LOL

Aug. 29th, 2006 03:56 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
This is just brilliant found via [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes and written by [livejournal.com profile] ironychan



Here's a planet
There's a planet
And another little planet
Fuzzy planet
Funny planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Planet
Planet
Comet
Planet
Asteroid
Potato
Planet
Planet
Galileo
Planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Tombaugh found a planet
It showed up late at night
Comparing pairs of photographs
It moved from left to right
They thought it was a big one
It turned out to be small
And now we have decided
It's no planet after all

Did you ever see a planet
Watch a planet
Do the planet
Planet's planet
What's a planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Half a planet
Double planet
Not a planet
Hawking
Planet
Extrasolar pulsar planet
Planet
Planet
Not

Is this how it's told now?
Does everyone agree?
What became of Ceres
And of UB-313?
The solar system's getting thin
Pluto's been forgot
Time for it to spin away
'Cause planet it is not



OMG

Aug. 2nd, 2006 12:45 am
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] dewhitton You have to see THIS Top Gears Fastest Stupid Cars

It's a freaking hoot

Jeremy Clarkson RULES.


OMG

Aug. 2nd, 2006 12:45 am
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] dewhitton You have to see THIS Top Gears Fastest Stupid Cars

It's a freaking hoot

Jeremy Clarkson RULES.


ooops....

Jul. 20th, 2006 04:21 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
LOL how to confuse my American friends.. taken from an IRC chat this afternoon.



*me*..wasn't bad.. more work on my assignment, the BIG one, then realised I needed a rubber and do you know there isnt a single one in the house!

*J*..blinks and hugs

*me*..i have two children, both going to school and NO ONE has a rubber..

*J*..Well how old are they?

*me*..15 and 18 and they BOTH draw

*J*..noses.."Remember...I'm in America so people under 18 are not legally allowed to do the kind of stuff that would require rubbers"

*J*..is confused

*J*..What does drawing have to do with rubbers?

*J*..Do you mean an eraser?

*me*..LOL ooops, yes of course, we call them rubbers over here, rub things out 8-)

*J*..smirks.."Well here condoms are called rubbers"

*J*..So I was like..."Wait..why would you expect your kids to have them?"

*me*..giggles, sorry




ooops....

Jul. 20th, 2006 04:21 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
LOL how to confuse my American friends.. taken from an IRC chat this afternoon.



*me*..wasn't bad.. more work on my assignment, the BIG one, then realised I needed a rubber and do you know there isnt a single one in the house!

*J*..blinks and hugs

*me*..i have two children, both going to school and NO ONE has a rubber..

*J*..Well how old are they?

*me*..15 and 18 and they BOTH draw

*J*..noses.."Remember...I'm in America so people under 18 are not legally allowed to do the kind of stuff that would require rubbers"

*J*..is confused

*J*..What does drawing have to do with rubbers?

*J*..Do you mean an eraser?

*me*..LOL ooops, yes of course, we call them rubbers over here, rub things out 8-)

*J*..smirks.."Well here condoms are called rubbers"

*J*..So I was like..."Wait..why would you expect your kids to have them?"

*me*..giggles, sorry




heheh

Jun. 20th, 2006 04:11 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
as heard today..

"Thats another thing you need to put on your list, teatowels, some are definitely getting a bit religious, and some are practically the Pope"

*giggle*

Yes I need new teatowels


heheh

Jun. 20th, 2006 04:11 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
as heard today..

"Thats another thing you need to put on your list, teatowels, some are definitely getting a bit religious, and some are practically the Pope"

*giggle*

Yes I need new teatowels


LOL

May. 13th, 2006 11:47 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

LOL

May. 13th, 2006 11:47 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
boodie: shark with human teeth (the force)
I woke up this morning around 6am with the realisation that something was not quite right, and then I realised, it was FAR too quiet, and dark, ahh, yes, the power was off. I realised a number of interesting fun facts.

Fun Fact 1: Modems/Routers and servers put out an inordinate amount of light

Fun Fact 2: Modems/Routers and servers make a suprising amount of background noise

Fun Fact 3: The abscence of said light and noise actually impinges on my sleeping conciousness

Fun Fact 4: Trying to see whether the meter is working or not, in the pitch black dark without your glasses on is impossible

Fun Fact 5: There a no non electrical sources of news in the house, for when the power is out

Fun Fact 6: If someone blew up the Marine Board building in Hobart, out of an act of misguided terrorism or architectural horror, then I would have no idea what was going on because of lack of said non electrical powered radio

Fun Fact 7: Sticking your head out the window and noting the lack of police sirens and assorted panic actually works as a good barometer of severity of power outage.


boodie: shark with human teeth (the force)
I woke up this morning around 6am with the realisation that something was not quite right, and then I realised, it was FAR too quiet, and dark, ahh, yes, the power was off. I realised a number of interesting fun facts.

Fun Fact 1: Modems/Routers and servers put out an inordinate amount of light

Fun Fact 2: Modems/Routers and servers make a suprising amount of background noise

Fun Fact 3: The abscence of said light and noise actually impinges on my sleeping conciousness

Fun Fact 4: Trying to see whether the meter is working or not, in the pitch black dark without your glasses on is impossible

Fun Fact 5: There a no non electrical sources of news in the house, for when the power is out

Fun Fact 6: If someone blew up the Marine Board building in Hobart, out of an act of misguided terrorism or architectural horror, then I would have no idea what was going on because of lack of said non electrical powered radio

Fun Fact 7: Sticking your head out the window and noting the lack of police sirens and assorted panic actually works as a good barometer of severity of power outage.


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