boodie: shark with human teeth (facepalm)
...and I think I have a UTI, I feel like crap and it's like pissing angry weasels with sharp knives... what joy.


boodie: shark with human teeth (facepalm)
...and I think I have a UTI, I feel like crap and it's like pissing angry weasels with sharp knives... what joy.


boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
I am not a great fan of the Howard Govt, I think they have done Australia no favours in a great many of the decisions they have made, this latest one in overturning states rights and overiding the ACTs law on allowing Gay civil unions is appalling.

There are far greater threats to the so called 'sanctity' of the marriage vows, and they are the marriage and divorce laws. Not gay people wanting to enjoy the same protection under the law as straight people WRT to superannuation, visiting rights, custody and yes even the ability to divorce.

Getting married is FAR too easy, there should be at least three months gap between the issuing of the licence and the actual wedding date, and ALL couples should undergo at least six sessions, separately and as a couple of pre-wedding counselling, where couples work out how they will live their lives AFTER they get married.

Where they work out divisions of labour, whether or not to have children, when to have children, outside interests, time spent together, financial responsibilities, and the intricate art of meshing two lives together into one.

And no one should be allowed to get married until they have passed this course, if its true love then they can handle the wait, and know that this will increase their chances of staying together.

Couples should have access to counselling for free in the first year of marriage to iron out the little kinks before they turn into big deal breakers, and after the first year, for a nominal fee counselling will also be available.

Couples, who feel that their marriage is over, will be required to attend compulsory counselling, both separately and together, in an effort to see if the marriage can be saved. This will also be offered to long term de facto relationships. The only exception to this will be if the marriage is an abusive one, and then the abused partner (male or female) will be given a fast tracked divorce and counselling.

Divorcing couples with children will be required to sign an undertaking that they will never use their children as bargaining chips in the divorce proceedings, children of divorcing couples will have access to free counselling as long as it is needed, this will also be offered to children of de facto relationships.

Even the cost of all of this will be insignificant to current cost of the outcome of a divorce rate of over 50 percent; gay civil unions are not a big threat to the 'traditional' family values that the religious right and the Liberals would have us believe. It is people rushing into marriage with NO freaking idea of what it all means.


boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
I am not a great fan of the Howard Govt, I think they have done Australia no favours in a great many of the decisions they have made, this latest one in overturning states rights and overiding the ACTs law on allowing Gay civil unions is appalling.

There are far greater threats to the so called 'sanctity' of the marriage vows, and they are the marriage and divorce laws. Not gay people wanting to enjoy the same protection under the law as straight people WRT to superannuation, visiting rights, custody and yes even the ability to divorce.

Getting married is FAR too easy, there should be at least three months gap between the issuing of the licence and the actual wedding date, and ALL couples should undergo at least six sessions, separately and as a couple of pre-wedding counselling, where couples work out how they will live their lives AFTER they get married.

Where they work out divisions of labour, whether or not to have children, when to have children, outside interests, time spent together, financial responsibilities, and the intricate art of meshing two lives together into one.

And no one should be allowed to get married until they have passed this course, if its true love then they can handle the wait, and know that this will increase their chances of staying together.

Couples should have access to counselling for free in the first year of marriage to iron out the little kinks before they turn into big deal breakers, and after the first year, for a nominal fee counselling will also be available.

Couples, who feel that their marriage is over, will be required to attend compulsory counselling, both separately and together, in an effort to see if the marriage can be saved. This will also be offered to long term de facto relationships. The only exception to this will be if the marriage is an abusive one, and then the abused partner (male or female) will be given a fast tracked divorce and counselling.

Divorcing couples with children will be required to sign an undertaking that they will never use their children as bargaining chips in the divorce proceedings, children of divorcing couples will have access to free counselling as long as it is needed, this will also be offered to children of de facto relationships.

Even the cost of all of this will be insignificant to current cost of the outcome of a divorce rate of over 50 percent; gay civil unions are not a big threat to the 'traditional' family values that the religious right and the Liberals would have us believe. It is people rushing into marriage with NO freaking idea of what it all means.


a word...

May. 3rd, 2006 01:44 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
IF you think I'm arrogant then perhaps you really shouldn't be reading my LJ, that way you don't have to come into contact with my arrogance, and we'll all be better off.

capische?


a word...

May. 3rd, 2006 01:44 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
IF you think I'm arrogant then perhaps you really shouldn't be reading my LJ, that way you don't have to come into contact with my arrogance, and we'll all be better off.

capische?


boodie: shark with human teeth (doorhit)
Just something else carrying on from my previous post about the commonwealth games and this 'list' of which athletes were supposed to win medals, it seems that the media have either gotten a copy of this 'list' or have one of their own, because I have noticed something that is more than a little annoying.

Right, we have this list, say you're on this list, but because you're just this little bit slower, you're only expected to win bronze or maybe silver if you try REALLY hard, however on the day you have a blinder, and everyone else is just that little bit off, and you win Gold, I have noticed something, IF you win gold and you beat a more fancied opponent from another country, it's a 'miracle, a stunning performance, a silencing your critics' etc etc, in short it's treated like almost the second coming by the media.

However if by some chance you happen to beat a more fancied fellow australian athlete, the whole tone changes, now is it not only not a 'miracle, stunning performance etc etc' the whole focus is on the person you beat, how they had a 'off day, didnt swim to their potential, let themselves down' and suddenly your winning performance is now not so much you winning on merit, but the other person losing.

If that was me, and I was one of those athletes that the media treated that way, I would be so pissed off, that my winning wasn't due to the fact that everything clicked for me on that day, and I was good and I performed to the utmost of my talent, ability and strength, but that my winning was simply down to the fact that my opponent 'didnt fulfill potential'.

I'd be giving them a big STFU.


boodie: shark with human teeth (doorhit)
Just something else carrying on from my previous post about the commonwealth games and this 'list' of which athletes were supposed to win medals, it seems that the media have either gotten a copy of this 'list' or have one of their own, because I have noticed something that is more than a little annoying.

Right, we have this list, say you're on this list, but because you're just this little bit slower, you're only expected to win bronze or maybe silver if you try REALLY hard, however on the day you have a blinder, and everyone else is just that little bit off, and you win Gold, I have noticed something, IF you win gold and you beat a more fancied opponent from another country, it's a 'miracle, a stunning performance, a silencing your critics' etc etc, in short it's treated like almost the second coming by the media.

However if by some chance you happen to beat a more fancied fellow australian athlete, the whole tone changes, now is it not only not a 'miracle, stunning performance etc etc' the whole focus is on the person you beat, how they had a 'off day, didnt swim to their potential, let themselves down' and suddenly your winning performance is now not so much you winning on merit, but the other person losing.

If that was me, and I was one of those athletes that the media treated that way, I would be so pissed off, that my winning wasn't due to the fact that everything clicked for me on that day, and I was good and I performed to the utmost of my talent, ability and strength, but that my winning was simply down to the fact that my opponent 'didnt fulfill potential'.

I'd be giving them a big STFU.


boodie: shark with human teeth (what?)
Children at a british child care centre have been taught to sing Baa Baa Rainbow sheep, to avoid offendinng anyone ( ref here..) and news.com.au asked its intrepid reader to come up with politcially correct nursery rhymes..

From a reader named Louise came this little gem that had me cackling my socks off!!

Sing a song of sixpence, the RSPCA
Freed a flock of birdies before they got flambeed
Prosecute the despot who likes his snacks to tweet
And force him to restrict his fare to humane organic meat
The king was in his counting-house, reviewing the GST
The queen was in the parlour, undermining democracy
The maid was in the garden, protesting IRC reforms
When along came the Sedition Act and asked her to conform
boodie: shark with human teeth (what?)
Children at a british child care centre have been taught to sing Baa Baa Rainbow sheep, to avoid offendinng anyone ( ref here..) and news.com.au asked its intrepid reader to come up with politcially correct nursery rhymes..

From a reader named Louise came this little gem that had me cackling my socks off!!

Sing a song of sixpence, the RSPCA
Freed a flock of birdies before they got flambeed
Prosecute the despot who likes his snacks to tweet
And force him to restrict his fare to humane organic meat
The king was in his counting-house, reviewing the GST
The queen was in the parlour, undermining democracy
The maid was in the garden, protesting IRC reforms
When along came the Sedition Act and asked her to conform

WHAT???

Feb. 24th, 2006 03:54 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
Their first full week back at school, and yet we still went through TWENTYFOUR doubleply, 250sheet toilet rolls in that time.

Record usage... from the friday to the sunday of last week... NINE toilet rolls..

All i can imagine is that they eat them.

that has to be it.

We're onto rolls twentyfive and six atm.

WHAT???

Feb. 24th, 2006 03:54 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
Their first full week back at school, and yet we still went through TWENTYFOUR doubleply, 250sheet toilet rolls in that time.

Record usage... from the friday to the sunday of last week... NINE toilet rolls..

All i can imagine is that they eat them.

that has to be it.

We're onto rolls twentyfive and six atm.

boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
Well last night was a great deal of fun, NOT..

I was in bed, almost asleep, when I felt something on my arm, 'oh goody! a mozzie' I thought and started to scratch, then my arm actually started to burn, and I could feel lumps on it, so I turned on the light, and bloody hell, i'd been bitten or stung by something nasty, I had one welt, about 10 cms in length, and about a 1/2cm wide, and about 20 other mini welts/lumps about the size of decent mozzie bite.

My arm was burning rather a lot, and then it started to itch, and then all of a sudden, i developed a massive headache, followed by wheezing and shortness of breath, and then my heart started pounding, oh what fun I was having an allergic reaction to whatever it was that bit/stung me. Thankfully I had a hayfever tablet with some anti-histamine, and took that, took about 10 mins for that to take effect, and it all started to die down.

This morning, you can't even see where I was bitten!

HUMPH

oooh and Happy Hatching Day to [livejournal.com profile] ellobahn

*HUGS*


boodie: shark with human teeth (biatch please)
Well last night was a great deal of fun, NOT..

I was in bed, almost asleep, when I felt something on my arm, 'oh goody! a mozzie' I thought and started to scratch, then my arm actually started to burn, and I could feel lumps on it, so I turned on the light, and bloody hell, i'd been bitten or stung by something nasty, I had one welt, about 10 cms in length, and about a 1/2cm wide, and about 20 other mini welts/lumps about the size of decent mozzie bite.

My arm was burning rather a lot, and then it started to itch, and then all of a sudden, i developed a massive headache, followed by wheezing and shortness of breath, and then my heart started pounding, oh what fun I was having an allergic reaction to whatever it was that bit/stung me. Thankfully I had a hayfever tablet with some anti-histamine, and took that, took about 10 mins for that to take effect, and it all started to die down.

This morning, you can't even see where I was bitten!

HUMPH

oooh and Happy Hatching Day to [livejournal.com profile] ellobahn

*HUGS*


boodie: shark with human teeth (immature)
From my email 8-)


Hello!!! How are you? My name is Dasha Reshetnikova. Thank you that you read my letter! I would like to get acquainted with some special person and may be he is you are. I have decided to try to find my only man using the Internet, because here in Russia I could not find the man of my dream. I hope you don't consider my act too bad because of that I, as a woman, have written to you the first?! I'm 27 years old, I live in Stavropol city, in the south of Russia. I have never been married and I have no children. I'm a many-sided person with a sense of humour, but first of all I'm a kind, tender and gentle woman looking for my other half. If you are decent, honest man and If you want to know me better, please write to me to this e-mail: reshetnikova_d@heatlabs.com, I'll with huge impatience wait for your response letter.
Dasha.


Could be my lucky day, if I have a sex change 8-)

boodie: shark with human teeth (immature)
From my email 8-)


Hello!!! How are you? My name is Dasha Reshetnikova. Thank you that you read my letter! I would like to get acquainted with some special person and may be he is you are. I have decided to try to find my only man using the Internet, because here in Russia I could not find the man of my dream. I hope you don't consider my act too bad because of that I, as a woman, have written to you the first?! I'm 27 years old, I live in Stavropol city, in the south of Russia. I have never been married and I have no children. I'm a many-sided person with a sense of humour, but first of all I'm a kind, tender and gentle woman looking for my other half. If you are decent, honest man and If you want to know me better, please write to me to this e-mail: reshetnikova_d@heatlabs.com, I'll with huge impatience wait for your response letter.
Dasha.


Could be my lucky day, if I have a sex change 8-)

boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
They have this ALL arse about, Premiere Magazines 50 Greatest Movie Stars of ALL TIME

Look at who is at number 3???? total and utter rubbish.. Look how far down the list people like Jimmy Stewart and Gregory Peck are, and why oh isnt Anthony Quinn on it?


boodie: shark with human teeth (Default)
They have this ALL arse about, Premiere Magazines 50 Greatest Movie Stars of ALL TIME

Look at who is at number 3???? total and utter rubbish.. Look how far down the list people like Jimmy Stewart and Gregory Peck are, and why oh isnt Anthony Quinn on it?


April 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
23456 78
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30      

Style Credit

Syndicate

RSS Atom
Page generated Jul. 21st, 2017 10:52 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags

Most Popular Tags