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Oh how I love embarassing my youngest daughter, not only did I 'PWN' her, to use her own words, I 'punned' her too.

Whilst eating tea tonight we watched as usual . 'The Life of Mammals' on ABC, and tonight they had various small 'squee' making things, like loruses (lorisii?) and Bush Babies, plus Lemurs of many varities and Gibbons, last week she got dreadfully embarrased at the sight of two Right whales mating and the males two foot long penis, which was very prehensile, tonight it was the sound of two lemurs mating that made her face blush this lovely shade of red, and make her close her eyes and cover her ears.

After tea she was talking to her sister and she was teasing the cat at the same time, and she made a comment that the cat was the Mistress of 'death, doom and destruction' and I said 'No, she cant be, thats you' and that stopped her dead in her tracks and she gave me this look, and her sister burst out laughing, 'PWNed' she said, I've just been 'PWNed' by my own Mother, then a couple of minutes later we were talking about the lemurs again, and she's giving me this look, and I said 'That's it, I'm Gibbon up on you'.. It took her about ten seconds and then she groaned.. 'PWNed' and 'Punned' in the space of five minutes..

Plus I also sang 'Do do do the Funky Gibbon' at them.

I PWN.
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