"I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost."

Due to a very good spam filter, spam rarely makes it through, but this one I guess looked enough like a 'real' email to fool it.


Hello my astonished friend.
I understand that you get a strange letter from an unknown to you
women. Now a letter with my text it to you by e-mail dating agent to
whom I paid the money. And you often see similar context in letters
like mine. I ask that you paid attention to this letter. I do not
believe in the Internet and know that there is a lot of dangerous
people. But now 21 and all the people met on the Internet. I always
thought so but my friend convinced me that such letters can be trusted
and used International Dating Agency. It was she who advised me that
this method of dating on the Internet. Some time ago, she retained the
services of this agency and found a good man from USA. She is very
happy and very soon, leaving him to live. I thought that this is a
good example for me. My relationship did not work out with men from
Russia for many reasons that have always faced a man and a woman. My
name Irina and I am from Russia, I am 30 years old. I guess I'm the
only girl who still believes in fairy tales and waits for the prince
on a white horse. I have a good job and many friends. I want to get
acquainted with you to have a pen pal and to rely on the possible
relationship in real life.

I'll have to believe and hope that you will write me back to my personals e-mail: irinagurciko@breakthru.com

Oh yes I am VERY astonished, and giggling like a loon.

This came in my spam filter, it made me giggle, it's like an english lesson.




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potboy shrink sin scamp!
tempi pawn voter.
chose keeker.
warble nopal swathe feed.
fiber estop brazil cue?
fetid foci.
smelt pant sap agile!
hubby nimbus.
find fully.
foci oakery.
bay smelt.
attic sniffy glover.
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slam oakery agile potboy!
oakery brazil brazil sleety?
graft nopal seer gasper!
chose glover thyme emir!



It's the excalmation marks that make it.

Header: 'Her breasts just spilled out'

Body: 'Get your mighty anaconda and fuck them all'




You gotta watch those anacondas apparantly..

I thought someone had missed me..


I don't often get spam email much anymore, not since i put all the filters in, but this one sneaked past them. For a moment there I thought it was a real email, and I'm scratching my head going HUH?


Hello Teddy!

How are you? I hope you are fine. I missed you so much honey. I have been thinking about our last meeting so much and I’ll never forget all the fun we had together that month.
About me all the same, same town same city same job hheheh all the same I am bored and I cant wait to visit u next year. Almost nothing has changed between us; my hart is waiting for you.
By the way, do you remember that distributor of art, who helped me selling different items, yes, that ones I was reselling to Artists and Collectors.

Their Comicion to our money-bags!! They want to sell their antiques at the Art Market in Australia. But they have some reasons for not opening a branch in Australia for the moment. Maybe next year, this means that I can move to Sydney very soon.The only thing I can say is that I’ve worked with this company for a long time and they are really the best bosses I ever
had in my life, you know all the time I have in my life for my activities and also They never let me down. I am completely satisfied with their assistance in all work matters.

In short they are searching for people for distant-work. This job will take only couple of hours a day, but the salary is rather acceptable, 300-400 dollars weekly. They asked me to help them in finding any bulletin boards. I know that you work with different kinds of announcements and may be you can advice something. Or may be you know a couple of honest people who need some work. The requirements to candidate are not too high, he should be an honest person able to work with PC- Know about Internet- and some other office
tools, you know, like Word Excel MSN, etc. So if you have someone in mind, say them to write to info@tollisltdsupport.com

PS. By the way, you promised me to call and didn’t keep it. It’s no good forgetting your old and faithful friend. I’ll always be glad to here from you,

Remember me to your mates,
Love you Heepss,

Shannon King

Sun, 9 Jul 2006 13:46:06 +0800



And then I realised it was spam, highly personal spam, but spam none the less.

*sigh*