From a mailing list, posted BY an American
A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking
for work in 6 weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a brain out of one
person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in 4 weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says," You guys are way behind.
We took a man with no brain from Texas, put him in the White House, and
now half the country is looking for work and the other half is preparing
for war."
A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking
for work in 6 weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a brain out of one
person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in 4 weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says," You guys are way behind.
We took a man with no brain from Texas, put him in the White House, and
now half the country is looking for work and the other half is preparing
for war."