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Jun. 2nd, 2007
people are rude...
Jun. 2nd, 2007 11:04 pmOverheard comments from today, with my mental replies in italics.
"What an ugly loungesuite" You ain't buying my lounge, just the house
"I don't like the colour of the walls" Guess what Lady, beigey mushroom shit coloured isn't my fave either, but I was never allowed to repaint.
"The carpet is very tatty" After 15 years of continuous use you'd be tatty too.
"The windows are ugly" Yep, you'll get NO argument from me on that
"The curtains and the lounge dont match the walls and carpet" Sorry dear, I got what I could afford and no they don't match.
"What a dark and gloomy house" It's winter and in case you hadn't noticed theres a monsterous 40ft Gum tree planted just oustide the window, it cuts out a LOT of the light.
"What idiot knocked the wall out between the lounge and kitchen" That would be the idiots who owned the house 20 years ago.
"Oh how quaint, cloth covered electric cable" Not quaint dear, think rewiring ASAP dear.
"Half the light switches don't seem to work" Thats right, half of them dont, think rewiring.
"Does the shower and toilet work?" No lady, for the past 14 years we have showered outside under the sprinkler, Oh and watch where you put your feet down the back, thats where we shit.
"It's very cold in here" MY GOD could that be because the front door is open and it's winter and theres fifty people trooping in out of the place, I'm sorry I'll go put the heater on IMMEDIATELY.
"This place is a dump" Well thank you very much, I'll be round tommorrow to pass critique on your house shall I?
"Eww, they have cats, I bet the carpets are covered in cat urine" No, my cats have NEVER piddled on the carpet, thrown up a few times, but never piddled or crapped on the carpet.. My children on the other hand have done all three at one time or another.
"This place isnt worth $150K" Well I'm with you on THAT one.
"I wouldn't want to live here"
WELL I DO!!
"What an ugly loungesuite" You ain't buying my lounge, just the house
"I don't like the colour of the walls" Guess what Lady, beigey mushroom shit coloured isn't my fave either, but I was never allowed to repaint.
"The carpet is very tatty" After 15 years of continuous use you'd be tatty too.
"The windows are ugly" Yep, you'll get NO argument from me on that
"The curtains and the lounge dont match the walls and carpet" Sorry dear, I got what I could afford and no they don't match.
"What a dark and gloomy house" It's winter and in case you hadn't noticed theres a monsterous 40ft Gum tree planted just oustide the window, it cuts out a LOT of the light.
"What idiot knocked the wall out between the lounge and kitchen" That would be the idiots who owned the house 20 years ago.
"Oh how quaint, cloth covered electric cable" Not quaint dear, think rewiring ASAP dear.
"Half the light switches don't seem to work" Thats right, half of them dont, think rewiring.
"Does the shower and toilet work?" No lady, for the past 14 years we have showered outside under the sprinkler, Oh and watch where you put your feet down the back, thats where we shit.
"It's very cold in here" MY GOD could that be because the front door is open and it's winter and theres fifty people trooping in out of the place, I'm sorry I'll go put the heater on IMMEDIATELY.
"This place is a dump" Well thank you very much, I'll be round tommorrow to pass critique on your house shall I?
"Eww, they have cats, I bet the carpets are covered in cat urine" No, my cats have NEVER piddled on the carpet, thrown up a few times, but never piddled or crapped on the carpet.. My children on the other hand have done all three at one time or another.
"This place isnt worth $150K" Well I'm with you on THAT one.
"I wouldn't want to live here"
WELL I DO!!
people are rude...
Jun. 2nd, 2007 11:04 pmOverheard comments from today, with my mental replies in italics.
"What an ugly loungesuite" You ain't buying my lounge, just the house
"I don't like the colour of the walls" Guess what Lady, beigey mushroom shit coloured isn't my fave either, but I was never allowed to repaint.
"The carpet is very tatty" After 15 years of continuous use you'd be tatty too.
"The windows are ugly" Yep, you'll get NO argument from me on that
"The curtains and the lounge dont match the walls and carpet" Sorry dear, I got what I could afford and no they don't match.
"What a dark and gloomy house" It's winter and in case you hadn't noticed theres a monsterous 40ft Gum tree planted just oustide the window, it cuts out a LOT of the light.
"What idiot knocked the wall out between the lounge and kitchen" That would be the idiots who owned the house 20 years ago.
"Oh how quaint, cloth covered electric cable" Not quaint dear, think rewiring ASAP dear.
"Half the light switches don't seem to work" Thats right, half of them dont, think rewiring.
"Does the shower and toilet work?" No lady, for the past 14 years we have showered outside under the sprinkler, Oh and watch where you put your feet down the back, thats where we shit.
"It's very cold in here" MY GOD could that be because the front door is open and it's winter and theres fifty people trooping in out of the place, I'm sorry I'll go put the heater on IMMEDIATELY.
"This place is a dump" Well thank you very much, I'll be round tommorrow to pass critique on your house shall I?
"Eww, they have cats, I bet the carpets are covered in cat urine" No, my cats have NEVER piddled on the carpet, thrown up a few times, but never piddled or crapped on the carpet.. My children on the other hand have done all three at one time or another.
"This place isnt worth $150K" Well I'm with you on THAT one.
"I wouldn't want to live here"
WELL I DO!!
"What an ugly loungesuite" You ain't buying my lounge, just the house
"I don't like the colour of the walls" Guess what Lady, beigey mushroom shit coloured isn't my fave either, but I was never allowed to repaint.
"The carpet is very tatty" After 15 years of continuous use you'd be tatty too.
"The windows are ugly" Yep, you'll get NO argument from me on that
"The curtains and the lounge dont match the walls and carpet" Sorry dear, I got what I could afford and no they don't match.
"What a dark and gloomy house" It's winter and in case you hadn't noticed theres a monsterous 40ft Gum tree planted just oustide the window, it cuts out a LOT of the light.
"What idiot knocked the wall out between the lounge and kitchen" That would be the idiots who owned the house 20 years ago.
"Oh how quaint, cloth covered electric cable" Not quaint dear, think rewiring ASAP dear.
"Half the light switches don't seem to work" Thats right, half of them dont, think rewiring.
"Does the shower and toilet work?" No lady, for the past 14 years we have showered outside under the sprinkler, Oh and watch where you put your feet down the back, thats where we shit.
"It's very cold in here" MY GOD could that be because the front door is open and it's winter and theres fifty people trooping in out of the place, I'm sorry I'll go put the heater on IMMEDIATELY.
"This place is a dump" Well thank you very much, I'll be round tommorrow to pass critique on your house shall I?
"Eww, they have cats, I bet the carpets are covered in cat urine" No, my cats have NEVER piddled on the carpet, thrown up a few times, but never piddled or crapped on the carpet.. My children on the other hand have done all three at one time or another.
"This place isnt worth $150K" Well I'm with you on THAT one.
"I wouldn't want to live here"
WELL I DO!!