Ring Ring, why dont you give me a call?

It's just past 10.30am and I'm still asleep, having a late night due to various things and noises, and the phone rings, Dhanica answers it in her room and I think nothing of it then she comes in with the phone and says 'it's Grandad'.

Now my Father doesn't call me that often, usually only to give me a quick update, I've been in this place almost four months and he still hasn't visited, I keep on asking him to drop by, but no luck.

So I take the phone, still half asleep 'Hi Dad' and he launches off into this piece about forms filled, witnesses signed, boxes ticked, public trustees, the executor of his will (my Sister btw) and ends up with 'It's all been fixed and I thought you should know, I'm donating my body to Medical science when I die'.

And suddenly I'm no longer half asleep, 'Good for you' I say, and it is, the Uni always needs more bodies for the Medical Students to practice carving people up on, and it saves on funeral expenses, and I think thats the main reason, my Father detests the funeral industry, he thinks they are all a bunch of overpriced shysters, on par with used car salesman and politicians.

So that was my saturday morning wake up call, I'm defnitely awake now.

Ring Ring, why dont you give me a call?

It's just past 10.30am and I'm still asleep, having a late night due to various things and noises, and the phone rings, Dhanica answers it in her room and I think nothing of it then she comes in with the phone and says 'it's Grandad'.

Now my Father doesn't call me that often, usually only to give me a quick update, I've been in this place almost four months and he still hasn't visited, I keep on asking him to drop by, but no luck.

So I take the phone, still half asleep 'Hi Dad' and he launches off into this piece about forms filled, witnesses signed, boxes ticked, public trustees, the executor of his will (my Sister btw) and ends up with 'It's all been fixed and I thought you should know, I'm donating my body to Medical science when I die'.

And suddenly I'm no longer half asleep, 'Good for you' I say, and it is, the Uni always needs more bodies for the Medical Students to practice carving people up on, and it saves on funeral expenses, and I think thats the main reason, my Father detests the funeral industry, he thinks they are all a bunch of overpriced shysters, on par with used car salesman and politicians.

So that was my saturday morning wake up call, I'm defnitely awake now.