My tweets

• Thu, 16:38: I like making other people happy when I can.
• Thu, 17:14: My Necroa Virus, called Tonyabbot, just got eradicated in 663 days! (Plague Inc) Get it now!: http://t.co/heKuOGgzKb
• Thu, 17:44: My Neurax Worm, called Callista, just wiped out the world in 695 days! (Plague Inc) Get it now!: http://t.co/heKuOGgzKb
• Fri, 05:52: RT @hiwearespiders: Our spider of the day is Jerry. He loves moonlight and music, but isn't much of a dancer. He has 8 left feet. http:/ ...
• Fri, 05:54: RT @hiwearespiders: Hi! Shh, shh. Don't scream. We were watching you sleep. You talk a lot. Who is this Joan Rivers you are so hot for? ...
• Fri, 09:07: RT @hiwearespiders: We don't need another Potter movie, but how about an Aragog spin off? We'll whisper that into Rowling's ears tonight ...
• Fri, 11:55: So over this wall to wall coverage of new pope. One old v-conservative white guy was replaced by another old v-conservative white guy.