My tweets

• Mon, 12:06: RT @Mike_FTW: Straight talk, boys. If you’re out having fun and a girl drinks too much and passes out, your one and only job is to get h ...
• Mon, 12:08: RT @hiwearespiders: Hi! Don't scream. We're in your shower. Don't worry, you're not Our type. We're leg men and you're 4 short of sexy. ...
• Mon, 15:59: RT @MattBinder: The victim-blaming, slut-shaming reactions to the #Steubenville rape case keep pouring in... http://t.co/oPRhnQSfTO
• Mon, 17:48: RT @hiwearespiders: Hi! Shh, shh. It's okay. We're just gonna watch you sleep from waaaaay up here in the corner. Nope, that's not dust ...
• Tue, 04:55: RT @hiwearespiders: When life gives you lemons, please don't squirt Us.
• Tue, 04:57: RT @hiwearespiders: Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock! We know it's you spiders. Damn.
• Tue, 05:04: RIP Frank Thornton, forever and always Captain Peacock in Are You Being Served. A show that even now makes me giggle madly. #wellplayedsir