My tweets

• Wed, 18:20: RT @_JulieGoodwin: Sorry Coles....pretty much everywhere I shop is where a MasterChef shops.
• Wed, 18:20: RT @_JulieGoodwin: I just shopped where a MasterChef shops and now I'm going to watch TV where a MasterChef watches TV.
• Thu, 05:33: RT @hiwearespiders: Those random webs you walk into are really face hugs We spun just for you!! Feel better? Yeah, We know, they still ca…
• Thu, 11:02: RT @hiwearespiders: We are so embarrassed. We all went to this spinning class... Toootttaalllyy not what We thought it was. Live and learn.
• Thu, 11:14: RT @kittycommittee: $50 fixes a boy kitty! If that's more than you have to give, $25 takes care of one testicle. $5 covers an ice pack. ht…
• Thu, 11:21: RT @AustralianLabor: Happy 97th birthday to Labor legend and our nation's oldest living PM, Gough Whitlam. We're still maintaining our rage…
• Thu, 11:29: Dark undercurrents of teenage girls' selfies http://t.co/VT0RU5mBcM via @theage