My tweets

• Wed, 16:11: Callista was meowing and meowing so I picked her up. She farted in my face. Epic troll achievement level unlocked Cat. Bravo.
• Wed, 23:57: RT @LukeLPearson: Calling on all passionate, compassionate, respectful, social justice loving tweeps to follow @IndigenousX Pls RT this to…
• Thu, 08:10: Thanks to @realscientists for the #AlternateScienceMetrics hashtag game, I've been sitting here giggling madly. Very funny and inventive.