My tweets

• Wed, 01:06: RT @KimberlyNFoster: Women, please RT if you've been in a situation with a man where you were afraid he might kill you. I'd like to see som…
• Wed, 01:28: This is a squiger, I'm not sure if it's creepy or cute Ping @tursiae http://t.co/Pfnuja4kHN
• Wed, 03:17: RT @hiwearespiders: Hi! Don't scream! We wanted to let you know you were yelling I'M SO BOOTYLICIOUS in your sleep last night. Kinda stra…
• Wed, 03:22: RT @hiwearespiders: Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! (Say who's there!) "We know it's you Spiders." . Dang it.
• Wed, 03:26: RT @SFist: Don't care about iPhone 6? This 7-ft-long, 40 lbs Burmese python was just found in Pescadero. http://t.co/Yu4rlkgB7E http://t.co…