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[boodie]

An aussie love poem


stolen from prawn_star who got it in a email

OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING
YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD
AND WHEN I SAY UR GORGEOUS
I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD

SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE
I DON'T MIND A BIT OF FLAB
IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY
THERES SOMETHING THERE TO GRAB

SO YOUR BELLY ISN'T FLAT NO MORE
I TELL YA, I DON'T CARE
SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA
I CAN GET MY ARMS AROUND THERE

NO SHEILA WHO IS YOUR AGE
HAS NICE ROUND PERKY BREASTS
THEY JUST GAVE INTO GRAVITY
BUT I KNOW YA DID YA BEST

IM TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW
I NEVER TELL YA LIES
I THINK IT'S VERY SEXY
THAT YOU'VE GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS

I SWEAR ON ME NANNAS GRAVE NOW
THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
I THOUGHT U WAS AS GOOD AS I
WAS EVER GONNA GET

NO MATTER WOT U LOOK LIKE
I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR
NOW SHUT UP WHILE THE FOOTY'S ON
AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!