LOL

[boodie]

The results are out for the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an
Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter,
and supply a new and witty definition .....

billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
shagman:an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes
to handling himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.