I have never...

[boodie]

( ) been drunk
(x) smoked pot
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) been in love
( ) had sex
( ) had sex in public
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) been tied up (sexually)
( ) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to europe
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office (their office)
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children