lotsa stuff

May. 7th, 2004 03:07 pm
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Everyone wanted me today, the phone hasn't stopped ringing since 8am this morning, Austar want to sell me satellite paytv VERY much it seems, primus want me to experience the thrill of broadband, well yes I want to do that too, thank you, The guide dogs thank me very much for supporting them in the past, and want me to do so in the future, by buyiing things, ditto Paraquad, ditto Kidney Foundation, and then my Aunty Lesley rings up, she's going to be a Great Great Grandmother.. she's sorta happy, however my cousin Colleen isnt thrilled about becoming a Grandmother, she's younger than I am 8-)



You would think that with all research done into extending the time frame by which women remain fertile, you'd think someone would have stumbled across a way to induce menopause, for those among us who actively detest getting periods each 25 days, and whose days of having children are LONG behind them.. Like ME for instance, I have been putting up with debilitating stomach cramps, excruiating back pain, feeling like death warmed over every month since i was 13, barring the 18months i was pregant.. and I really feel that I have just had enough. Invent a pill I can take that will induce menopause and I will worship you.. for eternity.

Date: 2004-05-07 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rallyfurre.livejournal.com
I believe snipping out the offending organs can fix the problem, tho it's a little.. permanent and drastic...

Date: 2004-05-07 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4ifalcon.livejournal.com
*adds menopause pills to his list of things he has to invent with 'perfectly legitimate' government grants*

What?

Date: 2004-05-07 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
just a bit, yes

Date: 2004-05-07 10:09 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-05-07 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4ifalcon.livejournal.com
I think the only two other things on that list are a matter transporter, so I can just blip to Australia, and a time machine so's I could go back to grade 6 and stop myself from being such a flaming idiot.

Date: 2004-05-07 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
ahhh, well we;ve all had times when we've acted like flaming idiots

Date: 2004-05-08 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4ifalcon.livejournal.com
I don't think any of those times has lasted eleven and a half years, luv.

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