*giggle*

Aug. 3rd, 2004 01:26 pm
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stolen from [livejournal.com profile] hobbitblue who gacked it from [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess

101 steps to having a good relationship.


with such gems as

17. Sit and talk in just underwear.

Do this all the time, in restaurants, at bars, and at work. Have a prepared statement from your licensed psychiatrist to give to the police should they be called in.


30. Make love.

*blinks*

*checks list title*

*blinks*

Is this in general? Or is this as opposed to, say, fucking like bunny rabbits?


42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.

When in private, flirt with anything that comes into view. Like, say, the potted plant or the sink or something.


sooo funny
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