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The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey

Have you done it on a boat? mmm, adds to the seasickness

Have you done it with a goat? only if we're talking about an ex

Have you done it in a bed? well duh


Have you done it with the dead? mutters something about ex'es

Have you done it in the ass? butt of course

Have you done it, high on grass? nah, who needs drugs

Have you done it in the car? several times

Have you simply gone too far? Ohhhhh yes!!

Have you done it on the beach? which isnt as much fun as they make out

Have you done it with the teach? only in my dreams

Have you done it on your back? of course

Have you done it strapped to a rack? Ohhh not yet!

Have you done it in a box? does a square car count?

Have you done it with a fox? Mmmm, ooh yes

Have you done it in a tree? no, too high up

Have you done it with more than three? also not as much fun as people make out

Have you done it in the rain? mmmm, nice and wet

Have you done it for the pain? you better believe it

Have you done it 'tween the tits? yep yep yep

Have you done it wearing mitts? umm no

Have you done it packed in rubber? we talking condoms here?

Have you done it undercover? undercover parking?? blankets?

Have you done it on a perch? do we mean table top, bench edges, yep

Have you done it in a church? not yet

Have you done it with a virgin? mmm, yes

Have you done it with a surgeon? ummm will a lawyer do?

Have you done it with ropes and chains? Mmmmmm... yes

Have you done it while insane? whats sane?

Have you done it on the stage? hehe nope

Have you done it underage? *looks innocent*

Have you done it with all your friends? i wish 8-)

Have you done it in both ends? ohh yes

Have you done it with your dog? ewwww NOOOO

Have you done it on a log? nope

Have you done it under clamps? mmmmm, yep

Have you done it with the lamps? interesting, no

Have you done it for all to see? sort of

Have you ever had VD? Nope

Have you done it on Mother's couch? mmmm yep

Have you done it in your mouth? yep

Have you done it while on tape?

Have you done it out of shape? like i'm any other way

Have you done it on live TV? nope

Have you done it whilst you pee? ewwwwww

Have you done it in the gym? umm sort of in high school

Have you done it on a whim? all the time

Have you done it on a dare? hehe yep

Do you really think we care? nope, well i hope not


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