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boodieHuman Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood (115%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Japan (130%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Sci-fi (120%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Politics (105%)
Stop caring!
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood (115%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Japan (130%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Sci-fi (120%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Politics (105%)
Stop caring!
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
