dingle dangling
Nov. 21st, 2005 09:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
boodie'Don't let your dingle dangle in the dirt, put it in your pocket where it won't get hurt'
I have no idea why that particular ditty sprang into my head while I was sitting on the toilet this morning, accompanied as usual by three feline helpers who think I need constant chaperoning, I think it's because they're afraid that the toilet monster, the noisy flushy thing will get me, and deprive them of their human servant, and not out of any great desire for my company, or because they love me.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was sitting and that popped into my head, along with the bizzare thought that if your dingle did dangle that far down, what earthly use would it be, other than as a curio for those porn sites whose main aim is to make other males feel insecure, because you couldn't possibly have enough blood in your body to sustain an erection for any great amount of time, before you passed out.
And where would be the pleasure in that.
Dont mind me
8-)
I have no idea why that particular ditty sprang into my head while I was sitting on the toilet this morning, accompanied as usual by three feline helpers who think I need constant chaperoning, I think it's because they're afraid that the toilet monster, the noisy flushy thing will get me, and deprive them of their human servant, and not out of any great desire for my company, or because they love me.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was sitting and that popped into my head, along with the bizzare thought that if your dingle did dangle that far down, what earthly use would it be, other than as a curio for those porn sites whose main aim is to make other males feel insecure, because you couldn't possibly have enough blood in your body to sustain an erection for any great amount of time, before you passed out.
And where would be the pleasure in that.
Dont mind me
8-)
