I no longer know where my towel is!
May. 3rd, 2009 03:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
boodieMy favourite towel has been half inched, stolen, misappropriated, five-finger-discounted, THIEVED!!
It was on top of the dryer out in the laundry, and now it's not, it's not in the house, nor do any of my children lay claim to having seen it at all, so all I can imagine is that some grotty friend of the youngest, upon going to the toilet saw MY towel in all its glory and decided that they must have it as their own.
My towel was big, thick, red and very soft, it was a present from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cellophanecity, so that makes it even more heinous that it has been stolen.
All this fuss I hear you say about a towel, however this towel was special, it actually soaked up water, you know how you get some towels that are made of cheap fibres that actually seem to REPEL water, thus make getting dry a horrible experience. This towel was the exact opposite, it welcomed the water, soaked it up, and dried me off very nicely, and now it is gone.
My PRESENT, my nice, expensive, red, thick and soft towel.
It was on top of the dryer out in the laundry, and now it's not, it's not in the house, nor do any of my children lay claim to having seen it at all, so all I can imagine is that some grotty friend of the youngest, upon going to the toilet saw MY towel in all its glory and decided that they must have it as their own.
My towel was big, thick, red and very soft, it was a present from
cellophanecity, so that makes it even more heinous that it has been stolen. All this fuss I hear you say about a towel, however this towel was special, it actually soaked up water, you know how you get some towels that are made of cheap fibres that actually seem to REPEL water, thus make getting dry a horrible experience. This towel was the exact opposite, it welcomed the water, soaked it up, and dried me off very nicely, and now it is gone.
My PRESENT, my nice, expensive, red, thick and soft towel.
