tinkle tinkle

[boodie]

The time: 5 am on a very chilly winters day
The location: My bed
The scene: Me wrapped to the eyeballs in hat, shawl, glove, three blankets, a doona and three cats strategically placed.

Ears: Ahhh it's raining.

Body: This is nice, toasty warm, snuggly, comfortable.

Brain: It's early, we'll fall asleep again listening to the rain

Body: That sounds like a plan

Ears: Can do!

Bladder: WAKEY WAKEY

Ears: rain rain rainy rain rain rain.

Bladder: WAKEY WAKEY!!

Brain: NOT LISTENING

Body: Don't wanna, you can't make me.

Bladder: POKE POKE. GET UP

Brain: You can't make me

Body: WORD!

Ears: Ooh raining harder.. Tinkle tinkle rainy rain rain rain.

Bladder: UP BITCHES!

Body: Buuuuuut I'm warm and comfy and toasty and it's cold out there... wahhhh

Brain: Can't disengage autonomous bodily functions.

Bladder: IN YOUR FACE SUCKER!

Ears: Drip drip, tinkle, downpour downpour

Brain/Body: STFU ears!

Bladder: Releasing bodily control in 10, 9, 8, 7.

Brain/Body: You'll get yours Bladder, just you wait.

Ears: Ooh still raining

Brain/Body: Stagger, stumble toilet wards

Bladder: FTW!

Ears: ooh the rain sounds so nice on the roof

Brain: Ear plugs

Body: Now I'm all cold

Bladder: I'm going to sleep, night guys.

Brain/Body: Catheter!