Ahem...

Mar. 14th, 2010 12:27 pm
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Dear Callista,

I love that you want to sleep on or near Mummy all the time, and it's very cute when you stretch out on my thigh when Mummy is sleeping on her side, however what is NOT cute is when Mummy puts her hand out and you immediately move so that your butt is resting on my hand. What is also NOT cute is when you deliberately move your tail out the way so that bare kitty butt hole is resting on Mummys hand.

And what is REALLY not cute is when Mummy moves her hand and you immediately move yourself and rest your kitty butthole on my hand again.

No, just NO, there are really NO words to describe the feel of your warm, slightly pulsating butthole against my hand.

Please stop.

Love Mummy (slightly squicked)


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