The results are out for the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an
Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter,
and supply a new and witty definition .....
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
shagman:an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes
to handling himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter,
and supply a new and witty definition .....
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
shagman:an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes
to handling himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
no subject
Date: 2004-02-21 09:34 am (UTC)I guess I'm a mateshit then ^_^;;
anywho, two questions, one, what does that shirt say? and second, can I post that into my lj?
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Date: 2004-02-21 07:34 pm (UTC)the shirt says
'Save a Virgin
Do me instead'
and of course
Re:
Date: 2004-02-21 07:48 pm (UTC)I guess I need to take up the shirts offer too. *shifty eyes*
Re:
Date: 2004-02-21 08:12 pm (UTC)feel free