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Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed because i had to go shopping

I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

lapdragons rule

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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Date: 2004-04-02 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elektron.livejournal.com
You had me worried there o.o

Date: 2004-04-02 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
hehe, sorry hon

Date: 2004-04-03 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4ifalcon.livejournal.com
I almost thought this was serious, until I saw the phrase "when I was coming home from school."

Of course, that was a lot longer than one might think, because I was reading it from the bottom up. I'm bass-ackwards.

*hugs*

Date: 2004-04-03 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
LOL

well thats one way of doing it

Date: 2004-04-03 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4ifalcon.livejournal.com
The next step is to start walking around on my head.

Date: 2004-04-03 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prawn-star.livejournal.com
pwoah, that's one twisted post generator.

Date: 2004-04-03 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
heheheh, ohhh but its soe much fun!

Date: 2004-04-04 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] b-dingo.livejournal.com
neh.. phew! That was an 'OMG, WTF?' and i was trying to think, when did you have a kitten..?

heheh..

but it looks like a lot of awsome fun for freaking out otheres =,
Definately enjoyable.

Date: 2004-04-04 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
oh it was fun, yes.. i didnt think it would get as many people as it did 8-)

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