crazy cat woman..
Aug. 18th, 2006 03:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
boodieI have now officially transcended into the realms of crazy cat woman..
This morning I was having my shower, and wonder of wonders for once I made it to the bathroom without having Bucky in attendance and watching me, I get out of the shower and I hear the distinctive sound of Buckys 'mow'. Thinking that he was sitting outside the bathroom, I opened the door, no cat, I call his name and hear 'mow, mowwwww' and then it dawns on me.. Its coming from OUTSIDE. I fling open the window and there looking up at me on the backstairs was Bucky, he sees me and 'goes 'Mowwwwww Mowwwwww MOWWWWWW' which I suspect was cat for 'let me in immediately, you human you'.
Now I have just gotten out of the shower, and here I am leaning naked out of the bathroom window, trying to convince Bucky to jump back in, the same way I assume, he got out (how he got out I dont know yet), no deal. So I hurry down the hallway, with nothing but a towel and fling open the front door, calling for him, hoping he'll follow the sound of the voice.. Not on your life.
Still naked, I go looking for the back door key, after pulling the kitchen table out from in front of it, and moving everything, I get the deadbolt open, but can't find the freaking door key for the wooden door, and I can hear Bucky out there, and he's 'mowing' even louder and more distressingly sounding scared.. I'm petrified that he'll get spooked and run away before I can get dressed and get round the house to get him, so I'm talking to him all the time.
I fling on a skirt and my bra, don't bother with a top, open the front door, walk round the house, calling all the time, and he still doesn't come, I get round the back, and he's still 'mowing' at the bathroom window, I call his name, and he sees me and he SITS there at the top of stairs.. I can see he's not going to move, so I have to get up the stairs to get him, I get halfway up and he decides he'll come down, he so kindly waits for me at the bottom, and then saunters round the house, and when I get back to the front door, he's all like 'what took you' I let him the front door, he walks in, 'mows' once and floops down and looks up at me.
I'm sitting on the bed, shaking from adrenalin and suprise, I've buggered my knees by trying to walk up the stairs, and the poxy little sod wont even let me give him a hug.
Over five hours later, both knees are throbbing with pain, my throat is sore from all the calling and I think I gave the neighbours an eyeful..
and you know what.. I'd do it all again.
Bucky has now escaped twice, and both times he's given me a major scare..
Bloody Cats!
This morning I was having my shower, and wonder of wonders for once I made it to the bathroom without having Bucky in attendance and watching me, I get out of the shower and I hear the distinctive sound of Buckys 'mow'. Thinking that he was sitting outside the bathroom, I opened the door, no cat, I call his name and hear 'mow, mowwwww' and then it dawns on me.. Its coming from OUTSIDE. I fling open the window and there looking up at me on the backstairs was Bucky, he sees me and 'goes 'Mowwwwww Mowwwwww MOWWWWWW' which I suspect was cat for 'let me in immediately, you human you'.
Now I have just gotten out of the shower, and here I am leaning naked out of the bathroom window, trying to convince Bucky to jump back in, the same way I assume, he got out (how he got out I dont know yet), no deal. So I hurry down the hallway, with nothing but a towel and fling open the front door, calling for him, hoping he'll follow the sound of the voice.. Not on your life.
Still naked, I go looking for the back door key, after pulling the kitchen table out from in front of it, and moving everything, I get the deadbolt open, but can't find the freaking door key for the wooden door, and I can hear Bucky out there, and he's 'mowing' even louder and more distressingly sounding scared.. I'm petrified that he'll get spooked and run away before I can get dressed and get round the house to get him, so I'm talking to him all the time.
I fling on a skirt and my bra, don't bother with a top, open the front door, walk round the house, calling all the time, and he still doesn't come, I get round the back, and he's still 'mowing' at the bathroom window, I call his name, and he sees me and he SITS there at the top of stairs.. I can see he's not going to move, so I have to get up the stairs to get him, I get halfway up and he decides he'll come down, he so kindly waits for me at the bottom, and then saunters round the house, and when I get back to the front door, he's all like 'what took you' I let him the front door, he walks in, 'mows' once and floops down and looks up at me.
I'm sitting on the bed, shaking from adrenalin and suprise, I've buggered my knees by trying to walk up the stairs, and the poxy little sod wont even let me give him a hug.
Over five hours later, both knees are throbbing with pain, my throat is sore from all the calling and I think I gave the neighbours an eyeful..
and you know what.. I'd do it all again.
Bucky has now escaped twice, and both times he's given me a major scare..
Bloody Cats!
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Date: 2006-08-18 02:22 pm (UTC)You're not a crazy cat woman til you throw cats at people.
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Date: 2006-08-19 04:45 am (UTC)no, I shall have to start throwing cats then