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A friend sent me a link to a porno film, and told me to watch it, but to pay particular attention to the action around the 15 min mark.. Now as most of you know I find pron to be one of the most BORING things on the face of the planet.... and apparantly SO did the actress in it, it was your bog standard porn movie, she strips of, he mashes her breasts like they were lumpy cushions, bites on her nipples like he was crunching down on a very hard toffee, she assumes the position, he pounds in and out like he was trying to scratch a particular hard to read itch, and the expression on her face didn't change ONCE.

No matter what he did, what position he used, how many times he slapped her arse, mashed her boobs, toffeed her nipples, the expression did NOT change, until the 15 minute mark, the premise of the movie was that she was hotel maid cleaning out his room, so she had a feather duster.. Now I'm not sure if that was part of the script, but he takes the pointy end of the feather duster, spits on his finger, rubs it on her anus and then proceeds the shove the end of the duster in.

THATS when you see the ONLY emotion in the whole film, she winced and the look on her face was clearly WTF, I think the poor girl was startled.

And I have come to the conclusion that I could never be a wildlife film maker, I was watching a doco today about them, and I'm sorry the instant some nasty beast even looked like it was going hurt the cute little animal I was filming I'd be out there waving my arms and screaming 'Go away you horrible thing, leave it alone' which kinda defeats the purpose I imagine.


Date: 2007-10-26 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomposting.livejournal.com
Nothing wrong with being Random. :)

Date: 2007-10-26 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
*grin* well you would have to say that!

Date: 2007-10-26 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomposting.livejournal.com
It's true. ;)

I simply can't go against my nature.

Date: 2007-10-27 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
its a terrible thing to go against your nature.

Date: 2007-10-28 08:00 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-10-26 09:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
Thank you *so* much for that mental image, I'm really glad we don't have a feather duster in the house, I'd not be able to keep a straight face again!

Date: 2007-10-26 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
My pleasure dear, I just LOVE to help...

honest

Date: 2007-10-27 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moreth.livejournal.com
I just had the best image of you running up to a grizzly picking on a deer or something.
"Sod off you nasty bear! You heard me! Shoo!"
*growl!*
"Don't you gimme that mister!"
*whimper-run*

Date: 2007-10-27 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
yah, dont piss off the boodie 8-)

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