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boodieWe have ants, probably around 1000 of the little buggers, not just in the kitchen as expected, but in the loungeroom, in the bathroom, in the laundry, in the hall and IN MY BEDROOM, I have a case of the permanent ant-itch, imagining the little fuckers crawling all over me.
It is beyond a joke when you go to the loo and you're wiping ants OFF your vajayjay with the TP.
We need a good downpour to drown the little fuckers and then we need a long VERY long VERY cold winter to freeze the little fuckers.
It is beyond a joke when you go to the loo and you're wiping ants OFF your vajayjay with the TP.
We need a good downpour to drown the little fuckers and then we need a long VERY long VERY cold winter to freeze the little fuckers.
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Date: 2009-02-20 06:25 am (UTC)DEATH TO ANTS!
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Date: 2009-03-01 11:36 am (UTC)Eeeek! *runs and hides*
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Date: 2009-03-01 11:41 am (UTC)Historically I've had good results keeping them away from the house by making it more attractive to stay outside. Like putting something sweet (empty tin from peaches, still with juice in it; honey, etc)
This year, they just won't stay away. I can't resort to poison, since it'll stuff up the lizard colonies that run wild through my yard.
Is it wrong for me to hate Ants? XD
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