My tweets

[boodie]

• Fri, 12:20: RT @InstaTrent: A vegan girl told me that, "If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor." In what world is that not totally awesome.
• Fri, 21:52: RT @FuckingMorgan: Yesterday on the radio some 'expert' stated men have a limited emotional vocabulary. This make Anthony .... feel bad.
• Sat, 04:27: RT @NightValeRadio: She lost her patience. I mean patients. She's a vet. Specializing in tarantulas. She lost them in your car.
• Sat, 04:32: RT @MitchBenn: Odd how the phrase "Keep Calm And Carry On" has come to have the exact opposite effect upon all who read it.
• Sat, 11:07: RT @MartinGHodgson: #AlwaysHawthorn #GoHawks tonight I just want to be screaming, that's what I'm talkin about!! @HawthornFC http://t.co/tv…
• Sat, 11:39: Can't wait to see the outraged tweets from the neanderthals about Ch7 daring to have a Woman! On the holy of holys AFL GF day broadcast.