My tweets

[boodie]

• Sat, 01:06: RT @MrSamPang: For Halloween apparently Strepsils don't count as lollies and judging by the look on that last kids face Mylanta tablets don…
• Sat, 04:33: Dear @hiwearespiders, it was nice of you to drop in and say hello, but next time could you NOT do it at 4am and also NOT crawl on my face.