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boodie- Tue, 16:12: Dear Callista, I'm sure the inside of my ear tastes just lovely, but please stop trying to lick in it, it feels and sounds horrendous.
- Wed, 10:45: I have hayfever. I also can't find the tissues. I have toilet paper shoved up my nose. I am classy as fuck. You know you want me.
