I would NEVER even consider using one of those things! It reminds me of a joke I heard in school when I was a kid. About a guy with a mechanical arm that responded to voice commands. "Feed me" and the arm would feed him.
Once he went to the bathroom and he was pissing into a urinal and he said "Shake it off" and the arm shook it and he thought," That feels good" and told the arm," Jerk me off" and the mechanical arm ripped his dick right off.
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Date: 2004-03-01 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-02 05:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-02 07:04 pm (UTC)Once he went to the bathroom and he was pissing into a urinal and he said "Shake it off" and the arm shook it and he thought," That feels good" and told the arm," Jerk me off" and the mechanical arm ripped his dick right off.
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Date: 2004-03-02 10:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-03 07:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-06 01:05 am (UTC)HOLY CRAP!!!
meheheh...