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[boodie]

conversation with a hatchie who shall remain nameless

'Mum, Mum theres a big moth in the toilet, can I kill it?'

'Piddle on it, that'll kill it'

'eww, no, its all flapping about in the loo, its' wings are wet'

'Put some paper over it, piddle on that and then flush it, it's not like it's going to fly up the toilet into your fanny while you're sitting on the loo'

'MUUUUUUMM!!!'

Comments

[lorriejharris.livejournal.com]

Isn't it wonderful when opportunities like this arrise that allow us to torment our children? ^_^;;

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

oh yes indeed, i nearly wet myself last night, and she was deadly serious, hates moths like anything

[inaniac.livejournal.com]

roflmao ... i've had that conversation about frogs although piddling on frogs doesn't kill them *g*

But then flushing doesn't get rid of them either

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

LOL

i can just imagine

[elektron.livejournal.com]

You only have two hatchies, so I have a good chance of getting it right =P

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

hehehe