Dan shall be fucked. Sideways. With a length of wood studded with rusty nails and packing staples. ALong with a bath in detol straight afterwards. Hog-tied. and his girlfriend shall follow suit with many more nails and hog-tieing and pain and torture.
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Date: 2004-04-22 09:19 am (UTC)Um... who's Dan?
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Date: 2004-04-22 09:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-22 05:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-22 10:09 pm (UTC)i know about 6 Dans..
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Date: 2004-04-22 08:05 pm (UTC)*takes off Dan's nose with a weed-whacker*
*knows at least two Dans that he'd actually like to do that to*
*hugs Boodie tightly*
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Date: 2004-04-22 10:23 pm (UTC)can I eat it?
can I kick it?
can I wrap it in C4 and explain to him in the most gentle way that upsetting the boodie is a bad thing?
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Date: 2004-04-23 05:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-23 02:03 am (UTC)All i need is a street address.
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Date: 2004-04-23 05:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-28 08:03 am (UTC)Don't forget the anal rape-age at 253 thrusts per minute with a sandpaper condom, Bingo! >D