One of my old time favorite internet sites, if you aren't already familiar with it.
http://www.crank.net/
I prefer the conspiracy theories centering around satanic hollow earth lizard empires myself (and their UFO flying Nordic sex god/goddess allies/enemies)
Ya know, this aussie bloke sounds like my father. But then again if I remember back far enough when he was back in his church group would predict things like this on a monthly basis, oh well *cuddles* 'Salways good getting to know nice people before the world implodes or explodes.
There are only two reasons to worry: your health is either good or you're sick. If your health is good, there's no need to worry.
And if you're sick, there are only two reason sto worry: you're either going to get well, or you're going to die. If you're going to get well, there's no need to worry.
And if you're going to die, there are only two reasons to worry: you're either going to Heaven, or you're going to Hell. If you're going to Heaven, there's no need to worry.
And if you're going to Hell, you'll be so doggone busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry!
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Date: 2004-06-04 04:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-04 05:56 am (UTC)Well if you into that kinda thing...
Date: 2004-06-04 07:49 am (UTC)http://www.crank.net/
I prefer the conspiracy theories centering around satanic hollow earth lizard empires myself (and their UFO flying Nordic sex god/goddess allies/enemies)
I like my nuts extra nutty.
Re: Well if you into that kinda thing...
Date: 2004-06-04 09:27 pm (UTC)its all their fault
See you in the afterlife
Date: 2004-06-04 04:06 pm (UTC)Re: See you in the afterlife
Date: 2004-06-04 09:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-05 04:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-05 06:03 am (UTC)well this is either the biuggest conspiracy in the history of the world, or the biggest con.
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Date: 2004-06-06 11:40 pm (UTC)Well, at least I'll have company =-)
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Date: 2004-06-09 09:22 pm (UTC)Why worry?
There are only two reasons to worry: your health is either good or you're sick. If your health is good, there's no need to worry.
And if you're sick, there are only two reason sto worry: you're either going to get well, or you're going to die. If you're going to get well, there's no need to worry.
And if you're going to die, there are only two reasons to worry: you're either going to Heaven, or you're going to Hell. If you're going to Heaven, there's no need to worry.
And if you're going to Hell, you'll be so doggone busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry!
So don't worry!
(grin)