here have a limerick

[boodie]

A certain young man named Bill Beebee
Was in love with a lady named Phoebe.
"But," he said "I must see
What the clergyman's fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee."

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[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

The was a young woman named Lynn
Who was so terribly thin
That when she was made
To drink lemonade
She slipped through the straw and fell in

[crims0n-tears.livejournal.com]

There was a young lady of Ealing,
And her lover before her was kneeling;
She said: 'Dearest Jim,
take your hand from my quim -
I much prefer fucking to feeling.'