*sad*

[boodie]

Ohhhhh BUGGER it ....Dave Allen died.. For those of us of a certain age, Dave Allen was required viewing, he was a damn funny comedian..

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[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

Favorite dave allen joke, which you must picture being told to you in his dry accent:

A masochist meets a sadist in a bar, they introduce themselves and compare their kinks

"I'm a sadist, I enjoy hurting people."
"Oh really? I'm a masochist, I enjoy being hurt."
"Would you like to come back to my flat?"
"Sure"

They go back to the sadist's flat, the sadist ties the masochist up against the wall, and stands with his whip at the ready.
The masochist trembles in anticipation and begs "Hurt me!"

The sadist raises his eyebrow and says "No."

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

I remember hearing that one and asking my Mum what a sadist and masochist was.

8-)

[elektron.livejournal.com]

And you've never looked back! ;)

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

i was innocent..

really

[ellobahn.livejournal.com]

Was trying to google the joke that I always have in my head from Dave Allen mainly cause I can't remember the details but I'll try what I can remember:

A guy catches a leprechaun.
"I'll grant ye three wishes," says the leprechaun, "But whatever you wish for, your neighbor will receive double."
The man thinks a moment.
"For my first wish, I want a pot of gold."
*poof* A pot of gold appears at his feet.
*poof* Two pots of gold appear at his neighbor's front door!
"Ah, thank ye!" says the neighbors.
"For my second wish," continues the man, still not taking his eyes off the leprechaun, "I want ten of the most beautiful women in all of Scotland."
*poof* he is surrounded by ten of the most beautiful women in all of Scotland.
*poof* his neighbors is surrounded by twenty of the most beautiful women in all of Scotland.
"Yer the best!" replies the neighbor.
"For my last wish," the man says with a grin, "I want my desire for women cut by fifty percent."

I actually went to his show when it came to my city. I never laughed so hard ... lol

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

i never missed him when he was on tv... never..

required friday night viewing. Dave Allen at Large