dingle dangling

[boodie]

'Don't let your dingle dangle in the dirt, put it in your pocket where it won't get hurt'

I have no idea why that particular ditty sprang into my head while I was sitting on the toilet this morning, accompanied as usual by three feline helpers who think I need constant chaperoning, I think it's because they're afraid that the toilet monster, the noisy flushy thing will get me, and deprive them of their human servant, and not out of any great desire for my company, or because they love me.

Anyway, as I was saying, I was sitting and that popped into my head, along with the bizzare thought that if your dingle did dangle that far down, what earthly use would it be, other than as a curio for those porn sites whose main aim is to make other males feel insecure, because you couldn't possibly have enough blood in your body to sustain an erection for any great amount of time, before you passed out.

And where would be the pleasure in that.

Dont mind me

8-)

Comments

[socrateswarrior.livejournal.com]

Deep thoughts, by boodie

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

hey, what do you expect at 10am in the morning 8-)

[xxasimont.livejournal.com]

I always thought my cats followed me into the toilet because it was the one place they could guarantee I was at the right height for back scratches and pats!
Simon

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

mine like to sit on my shoulder, so they can explore the top of the toilet

[xxasimont.livejournal.com]

As the only cat I still have (sadly I lost Maggie late last year) weighs about 7kg I'm glad she doesn't do that!!
Any ideas why a cat would, after 9 years, suddenly start going to the toilet a few feet in front of a perfectly clean litter tray? That and her constant miaowing (causes severe sensory overload with my Aspergers) is why she is at the moment an outdoor cat!
Simon

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

my two oldest cats only weigh about 2ks each, bucky however already weighs about 6, and he;s only a year old 8-)

as for the littertray thing, if you;ve chnaged the brand of litter, it ciuld be a protest, or it could indicate some sort of urinary infection.