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Dec. 5th, 2005 11:57 pm
boodie: shark with human teeth (immature)
[personal profile] boodie
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] love_warrior (-10 points). In November I broke [livejournal.com profile] darkblood777's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I pushed [livejournal.com profile] yithl in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I punched [livejournal.com profile] tursiae in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-57 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
boodie

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you have no idea how many times i had to refresh it to get a spanking!

Date: 2005-12-05 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaffa-ferel.livejournal.com
Took me 34 times of refreshing to get a spanking....

Date: 2005-12-06 03:54 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-12-05 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socrateswarrior.livejournal.com
the reason Santa's so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live..

ho ho ho!

Date: 2005-12-06 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socrateswarrior.livejournal.com
come into my sleigh, dearie. :P

Date: 2005-12-07 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
with pleasure

Date: 2005-12-05 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellobahn.livejournal.com
Woo! We can take turns! lol
Course, my result is a lot worse *eg*

Date: 2005-12-06 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
waits patiently 8-)\

Date: 2005-12-06 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkblood777.livejournal.com
You broke my XBox! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I shall kill you until you die from it!

Date: 2005-12-06 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
sorry sorry

*gives you a PS2 instead*

Date: 2005-12-06 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkblood777.livejournal.com
Now you do realize that giving a PS2 to an XBox purist is sleeping with the enemy, and grounds for treason.

Date: 2005-12-06 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
theres such a thing??
\
could be worse, i could have given you a gamecube!

Date: 2005-12-08 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellobahn.livejournal.com
Hey! No dissin da cube! :P

Date: 2005-12-06 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-purrrfect.livejournal.com
Hey I forgot to ask you if I can share/with credit your rapper cat icon?

Date: 2005-12-07 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-purrrfect.livejournal.com
thanks so much I love him/her. Id borrowed it before Id asked and got oodles of compliments and I told them all it was your.

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