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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero tatterdemalion is being stalked on Livejournal! sjwt is stalking tatterdemalion sjwt’s REAL name : Ibarra Ellen sjwt’s REAL DOB : 03rd September 1976 Height :189 cm Weight : 114.3 kg sjwt has dreamt about you : 6 times sjwt became interested in you : 13th November 2003 sjwt’s latest dream about you After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came. This is how sjwt describes your relationship behind your back ‘tatterdemalion is my best friend in the whole world. When it dies I’m thinking of stuffing her and placing her beside my television.’ sjwt’s been stealing stuff from your house too. sjwt enjoys munching on your toenail clippings that they once hoked out of your bin late one evening. They’ve even started modifying their body for you sjwt had their tongue pierced just to win your approval. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine? The Police No. calls to the police : 1 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is tatterdemalion, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of sjwt is trying to knock my front door down with an axe." sjwt’s Police File We are sincerely worried about sjwt’s future. We believe that it has the potential to kill at least 10 people. Testimonies about sjwt psaakyrn - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling ’sjwt and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’ darkblood777 - Brainless patriot ‘Thank Christ I never let sjwt into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’ mattdawolf - Stone dead tripper ‘How depressing. I feel sorry for tatterdemalion, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’ psychosmiley - Sister Stabatha ‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than sjwt. Terrible person.’

Good Lord 8-)

Thanks to trede for the link 8-)