heheh

[boodie]

How to embarrass a teenage daughter.

Watching my friend Paul play SSX Tricky3, his character is wearing very little, a bikini top, short hotpants and a leather cap, daughter is in the kitchen on the phone to her GF,

Me: 'Gee, anyone actually wearing that outfit IRL snowboarding would be risking some serious freezing, reach down to scratch yourself, and 'tinkle tinkle' frozen pubes break off in your hand'

from the kitchen

Her: 'MOTHER!!! do you mind, you're so disgusting'

Me: 'Well it would along with the nipples that go SPUNG.. you could cut glass with those'

Her to her GF 'Now you know where I get it from'

she retreats back into her bedroom

Paul: 'i thought the frozen pubes comment was a masterstroke, you do realise you're going to hell, don't you'

Me: 'well at least I won't be lonely there'

Comments

[moreth.livejournal.com]

You remind me of my mum.... Only furrier :p

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

LOL
thanks

[moreth.livejournal.com]

not a problem! ;D

[shivwuffy.livejournal.com]

You are indeed evil...

But it's true about the nipples... I mean jeeze It would show RIGHT THROUGH. the skinny top.

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

I do try my very very best!

[socrateswarrior.livejournal.com]

The incumbent, tatterdemalion, defends her title of "best mother" :P

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

with flying colours I would hope

[tursiae.livejournal.com]

Very nicely done.. Speaking as a child, the embarrassment has to be done, regardless of any feigned reaction :)

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

of course.. i would be failing in my duties otherwise 8-)