boodie: shark with human teeth (girls go crazy)
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Oh yes indeedy it is, I just managed to gross out the youngest, as posted before she is on antibiotics, and i felt it my Motherly duty to inform her that she may end up with a yeast infection, we discussed various symptoms she might get, and then I moved onto treatment, I told her that yogurt works well, a plain acidopholous yogurt, she could eat it, but it would do better if it was inserted.. the look of horror as she realised what I meant, and then I moved onto garlic, she thought I meant eating it.. I said that perhaps garlic wouldn't be a good idea as her GF mightnt like the smell, after all who really wants to go out with someone with several cloves of garlic shoved up their cooch.

That was when she collapsed on the floor in horror/disgust and started sliding out of my room on her arse.

Ahh, thank you [livejournal.com profile] tmi_chix for all the yeastiebeastie hints.


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Date: 2007-08-21 01:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-08-21 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Far too much information... but funny. 8)

Date: 2007-08-21 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
*grin*

I'm sure you've seen worse

Date: 2007-08-21 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonita.livejournal.com
Rock on, mom! :D

Date: 2007-08-21 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
This is what makes it all worthwhile 8-)

Date: 2007-08-21 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizarth.livejournal.com
For some reason, when you said "sliding out of my room on her arse", I imagined the way dogs rub their butt on the floor when they have worms.

Date: 2007-08-21 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
that was exactly how it happened, she was laughing and cringing at the same time. 8-)

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