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[boodie]

Overheard on the morning news on telly

'Actress Cate Blanchett has given birth to a (pause pause pause) baby'

REALLY?? you mean she didn't give birth to a tellytubbie, or perhaps a politician, or maybe even a kitten

And here was me thinking that Cate would be going outside the square, outside the outmoded old box of giving birth to BABIES and picking something useful, like a solar array.

I am bitterly disappointed in Cate, really I am, I mean giving birth to a BABY... in this day and age.

Comments

[shadesfox.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it would have been awesome if she gave birth to a furry.

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

LOL yes, now that would have been newsworthy.

[mattdawolf.livejournal.com]

::smirks::

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

I does me best 8-)

[moreth.livejournal.com]

and this is why you're still on my friends list xD
So much <3

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

*grin*

I have my moments

[ladyjaguar.livejournal.com]

The effrontery! Well, I never!

Heehee.

One morning I was listening to the local news out of Jacksonville, Florida (near where I live) and the news hen amused me greatly. She was talking about a young mother whose baby had been snatched -- not a funny subject, to be sure, but the delivery had me in stitches when she said, "The 17-year-old baby's mother . . ." and I thought, well, that's handy but also painful to have a baby who's 17. Gets a lot out of the way!

(shaking head)

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

Thats a pretty BIG nappy you'd need for a 17yo baby 8-)

[wizarth.livejournal.com]

Give birth to a politician? Only if she's been doing anal!

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

ooh thats harsh 8-)