Ahem...

[boodie]

Dear Callista,

I love that you want to sleep on or near Mummy all the time, and it's very cute when you stretch out on my thigh when Mummy is sleeping on her side, however what is NOT cute is when Mummy puts her hand out and you immediately move so that your butt is resting on my hand. What is also NOT cute is when you deliberately move your tail out the way so that bare kitty butt hole is resting on Mummys hand.

And what is REALLY not cute is when Mummy moves her hand and you immediately move yourself and rest your kitty butthole on my hand again.

No, just NO, there are really NO words to describe the feel of your warm, slightly pulsating butthole against my hand.

Please stop.

Love Mummy (slightly squicked)

Comments

[houseboatonstyx.livejournal.com]

If she's doing that a lot, get a vet to look at her? She might have some discomfort there.

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

And people say *I* have strange animal experiences.

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Your's are just strange in other ways 8-)

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

Nah, theres nothing there, it's not red or sore or itchy, I just think she likes sitting on my hand like that, it might feel nice 8-)

[thirteenthmoon.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeewwww! Cats are just gross sometimes. One of mine has taken to licking my hair when I am asleep. I wake to her grooming me, and she's been doing it enough to make it all slobbery and ickful. Blargh!