A little old woman calling Mt Sinai Hospital says, "Hello darling. I'd like
to talk to the person who gives information regarding your patients. I
want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected and is
getting worse."
"Do you know the patient's name and room number?"
"Yes, darling. She is Sarah Finkle in room 302."
"Oh yes. Mrs. Finkle is doing very well. In fact, she's had 2 full meals,
blood pressure is fine, blood work is normal and she's going to be taken
off the heart monitor in a few hours and if she continues to improve Dr.
Cohen will send her home Tuesday afternoon."
"Thank God! That's wonderful! That's fantastic news, darling!"
"From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or
close friend."
"I am Sarah Finkle in room 302 AND Dr. Cohen doesn't tell me SQUAT
LOL
to talk to the person who gives information regarding your patients. I
want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected and is
getting worse."
"Do you know the patient's name and room number?"
"Yes, darling. She is Sarah Finkle in room 302."
"Oh yes. Mrs. Finkle is doing very well. In fact, she's had 2 full meals,
blood pressure is fine, blood work is normal and she's going to be taken
off the heart monitor in a few hours and if she continues to improve Dr.
Cohen will send her home Tuesday afternoon."
"Thank God! That's wonderful! That's fantastic news, darling!"
"From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or
close friend."
"I am Sarah Finkle in room 302 AND Dr. Cohen doesn't tell me SQUAT
LOL
no subject
Date: 2002-11-28 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-28 09:17 pm (UTC)nope, not a problem