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boodieThe Homosexual Agenda
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and
others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.
Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.
It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of
Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where
over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated
baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles
from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?
*g*
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and
others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.
Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.
It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of
Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where
over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated
baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles
from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?
*g*
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Date: 2002-12-22 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-22 09:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-24 02:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-25 05:41 am (UTC)OMG :)
Date: 2002-12-22 10:10 pm (UTC)*hugs*
Re: OMG :)
Date: 2002-12-23 03:45 am (UTC)and you always need humour
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Date: 2002-12-23 06:13 am (UTC)Eh, but tis all in good fun. And in regards to siegeengine Queer as folk rules! Just looking at your LJ pic there :>
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Date: 2002-12-23 09:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Too bad the agenda of the American Presidency is nowhere near as funny, even if it is a joke. And a bad one at that.......
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Date: 2002-12-23 09:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-23 09:44 am (UTC)As for the current President of the United States -- thbbbppppttt!
(sigh)
I DID NOT VOTE FOR THAT FOOL.
And I do live in Florida, and I say "We wuz robbed!"
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Date: 2002-12-23 09:41 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-12-24 04:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-23 01:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-23 09:44 pm (UTC)thats hilarious
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Date: 2002-12-27 06:06 pm (UTC)