tongue in cheek

[boodie]

The Homosexual Agenda


I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and
others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

It follows below:

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of
Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where
over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated
baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles
from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

*g*

Comments

[funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com]

I think you was too 8-(

Re:

[ladyjaguar.livejournal.com]

Florida's senior senator, Bob Graham, a Democrat, is considering running for President. I think it would be screamingly funny if a Florida Democrat beat Bush!