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Oct. 15th, 2006 01:48 pm
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warning warning.. bad joke and pun alert.. I just made this one up.. god knows where it came from.




It's saturday night, and the Opera is just starting, the opening bars are ringing out, when suddenly all the doors to the auditorium are flung open and a group of heavily armed police and soldiers enter the building, they quickly take to the stage, and seperate the singers, after a few moments they allow them all to come together again, they do this several times to the complete and utter bafflement of the audience.

After one final check, one of the police takes the microphone and speaks

'No need to be alarmed, this has been a practice counter tenor operation'



please dont throw eggs at me

Date: 2006-10-15 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdragon.livejournal.com

don't blame me ... I don't *think* it's contagious!

Date: 2006-10-15 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
hmmmm, are you sure???

you never know..

I'm sure it's your fault

Date: 2006-10-15 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizarth.livejournal.com
I'm sure it's your fault... somehow!

War On Tenor!

Re: I'm sure it's your fault

Date: 2006-10-15 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizarth.livejournal.com
I was blaming azh! Everyone knows nothing is the fault of GOODKITTY!

Re: I'm sure it's your fault

Date: 2006-10-15 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
i'm a GOODKITTY.. yes, just ask anyone!

Re: I'm sure it's your fault

Date: 2006-10-15 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ngarewyrd.livejournal.com
Azh is totally innocent! I know this, I had to corrupt him from his innocent ways! =8D

Re: I'm sure it's your fault

Date: 2006-10-16 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
LOL

of course you did..

Date: 2006-10-15 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socrateswarrior.livejournal.com
aww, boooo!

rofl

Date: 2006-10-15 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
i said it was bad 8-)

Date: 2006-10-15 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkblood777.livejournal.com
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHH!!!!

Date: 2006-10-15 02:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-15 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haggis-bagpipes.livejournal.com
That was a rotten joke. A real stinker. Shame on you for cracking it.

Date: 2006-10-16 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
*grin*

coming from you thats a compliment

8-)

Date: 2006-10-16 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haggis-bagpipes.livejournal.com
This was a terrible Yolk. It Shattered my Fragile World and I will Crush it like an egg.

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