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warning warning.. bad joke and pun alert.. I just made this one up.. god knows where it came from.
It's saturday night, and the Opera is just starting, the opening bars are ringing out, when suddenly all the doors to the auditorium are flung open and a group of heavily armed police and soldiers enter the building, they quickly take to the stage, and seperate the singers, after a few moments they allow them all to come together again, they do this several times to the complete and utter bafflement of the audience.
After one final check, one of the police takes the microphone and speaks
'No need to be alarmed, this has been a practice counter tenor operation'
please dont throw eggs at me
It's saturday night, and the Opera is just starting, the opening bars are ringing out, when suddenly all the doors to the auditorium are flung open and a group of heavily armed police and soldiers enter the building, they quickly take to the stage, and seperate the singers, after a few moments they allow them all to come together again, they do this several times to the complete and utter bafflement of the audience.
After one final check, one of the police takes the microphone and speaks
'No need to be alarmed, this has been a practice counter tenor operation'
please dont throw eggs at me
